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    Seven Things You've Never Heard A Black Woman Say

    It just doesn't happen.

    1.

    "Sure, you can touch my hair."

    2.

    "Who the hell is Idris Elba?"

    3.

    "I wish my ass was smaller."

    4.

    "What's this Scandal shit everybody's talking about?"

    5.

    "Yes, I'm a natural blonde."

    6.

    "I wish you wouldn't. I really wish you wouldn't."

    7.

    "Yes, you're right, I'll calm down."