Buzz·Posted on Jun 18, 201519 Lies All Parents Tell Their KidsAgain and again.by Melanie HearseBuzzFeed ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. "I'll think about it." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fox / Via giphy.com "When hell freezes over." 2. "I'll be there in just a minute." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via Giphy "Or twelve. Or when you next remember and come back and ask again." 3. "If you just tell me the truth, you won't get into trouble." HBO "Except that of course you will." 4. "If you don't like what I made for dinner, you can go to bed hungry." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF BBC America / Via Tumblr "Until you crank up that whine to the point I can no longer stand to listen to it." 5. "I'll give you something to cry about." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fox 2000 / Pictures Regency Enterprises / Via imgur.com "You're making me feel like crying right now." 6. "I'm going to count to three." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF View Askew Productions / Via Tumblr "And then I've got nothing." 7. "They don't sell replacement batteries for that toy." Via imgur.com "This means you, Talking Furby." 8. "You can't have that now, but I'll put it on your birthday list." Via imgur.com "Which, if you've been keeping count, has now hit a triple digit value." 9. "I'll treat you like an adult when you start behaving like one." Tri Star Pictures. / Via headoverfeels.com "I will literally say ANYTHING to get you to stop that bat shit crazy behaviour." 10. "If you don't clean your room, I'm throwing all this stuff in the bin." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via tumblr.com "Because I have a gazillion dollars to replace all your books and clothes." 11. "I'm not going to ask you again." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FOX Studios "I so am." 12. "I didn't bring any money with me." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Bravo "I didn't bring any money for that pile of plastic crap / sugar filled donut." 13. "If you don't come with me now, I'm leaving you here." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC "I WANT to leave you here. Sadly it is not remotely legal to do so." 14. "There is no cake left, so no dessert sorry." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC "There will be no cake approximately 15 minutes after you go to bed." 15. "The ice cream man only plays that song when they're out of ice cream." Universal Studios "I can NOT believe you are still falling for this one." 16. "It's such a shame; the movies, arcade, and bowling alley are all closed after 6PM on weeknights." Via imgur.com "And I don't want to go out." 17. “No, I don’t know where your art project went.” Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF New Line Cinemas/ Warner Bros "Seriously, you bring 12 home a week." 18. “Your mum and I are going to bed too.” Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FOX Studios "For twelve minutes. Then as soon as we know you're asleep, we're breaking out the chocolate and movies." 19. “Barney isn’t on TV anymore.” Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF A Few Good Men/ Castle Rock Entertainment "I would rather stick a red hot poker in my eye than ever watch that show again."