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    19 Lies All Parents Tell Their Kids

    Again and again.

    1. "I'll think about it."

    2. "I'll be there in just a minute."

    3. "If you just tell me the truth, you won't get into trouble."

    4. "If you don't like what I made for dinner, you can go to bed hungry."

    5. "I'll give you something to cry about."

    6. "I'm going to count to three."

    7. "They don't sell replacement batteries for that toy."

    8. "You can't have that now, but I'll put it on your birthday list."

    9. "I'll treat you like an adult when you start behaving like one."

    10. "If you don't clean your room, I'm throwing all this stuff in the bin."

    11. "I'm not going to ask you again."

    12. "I didn't bring any money with me."

    13. "If you don't come with me now, I'm leaving you here."

    14. "There is no cake left, so no dessert sorry."

    15. "The ice cream man only plays that song when they're out of ice cream."

    16. "It's such a shame; the movies, arcade, and bowling alley are all closed after 6PM on weeknights."

    17. “No, I don’t know where your art project went.”

    18. “Your mum and I are going to bed too.”

    19. “Barney isn’t on TV anymore.”