10 Stages Of Drunk As Told By Santa Claus

Santa, it's probably best for all of us if you just stick to the milk and cookies.

1. Elevated Mood

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Even Santa knows the feeling after the first couple drinks when you're just like yaaaaas life is good.

2. Boosted Confidence

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Chatting up strangers, starting sing-alongs on crowded trains, you know the deal.

3. Better Dance Moves

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ho-ho-hoooly shit you know you're getting pretty drunk when you don't just think you can dance…you KNOW you can dance.

4. Ability to do the Impossible

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Oh just flying, no reindeer necessary.

5. Excess Hunger

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Never get in between a drunk Santa and his fondue fountain.

6. Aggression

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Bad, bad Santas.

7. Reduced Coordination

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Those devilish children who laughed at him are all on the naughty list.

8. Loss of Self-Awareness

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Go home, Santa, you're drunk.

9. Loss of all Basic Motor Function

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I guess he forgot where he parked the sleigh.

10. Just Plain Stupid

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This is why the reindeer usually do all the driving. Seriously people don't drink and drive.