1. A thick bath mat your feet will thank you for after a shower. It'll also save your bathroom floor from becoming a flood zone since it's made of super absorbent microfibre.
2. A heating pad you can wear as a belt when you're mere seconds away from freezing to death. Reviewers say it works like a charm on back pain, arthritis, and cramps, too.
3. A portable shoe dryer if you're quite done, thank you, with squeezing your feet into soaking wet footwear. It's even got timed settings, so you can literally set it and forget it.
4. A temperature-controlled smart mug that'll keep your fave hot drink toasty 'til the last sip. If you pair it with its companion app, you'll even be able to adjust the temperature when you're out of the room (or out for a quick errand).
5. A wireless hand massager with a ~handy~ warming function if your mitts are feeling frozen and tired. It'll ease tense muscles and can even massage each knuckle and finger individually.
6. A towel warmer that'll keep your post-shower linens at the perfect temp. It can be mounted onto a wall or stood upright on the floor, so you can choose what suits your bathroom best.
7. A neck warmer with a furry lining that'll keep you bundled when you're out and about. Reviewers say it prevents windburn and even use it to keep their pets warm, too.
8. A set of self-heating eye masks if you wish you could hit the mute button on the world. They'll start to warm up the second they're unwrapped so you won't have to wait around for your poor frozen face to thaw.
9. A plush steering wheel cover if you're tired of driving with frozen, stiff fingers. Reviewers say it works so well, they've even been able to skip out on wearing gloves during their winter drives.
10. A 3-in-1 foot warmer that'll defrost your toes after an afternoon of snow shovelling. It has three vibration settings and can double as a back massager, thanks to the detachable foot nook.
11. An ultra snuggly comforter set that's velour on one side and sherpa fleece on the other, giving you the best of both worlds. It's packed with a pillowy down alternative that won't stab you in your sleep as tiny bird feathers would.
12. And a heated mattress pad that'll keep your entire sleeping situation at a toasty-warm temperature, so you won't have to raise your indoor temp to snooze through the night. Reviewers say it makes their mattresses softer, too, which is obviously a major plus.
13. A splurge-worthy smart thermostat that'll help keep the temperature balanced in your home, so you'll never catch a chill indoors. It'll connect to your phone, so you can control it from anywhere.
14. A cozy fleece blanket that's probably softer than anything in your current collection. It'll do a great job at covering up your ratty old bedspread and leaving your room looking effortlessly chic.
15. A printed hooded blanket that you can nap in anywhere, any time. It also has a big ol' front pocket that'll conveniently hold your snacks 👀.
16. A small space heater that you can bring with you if you're never warm enough. Reviewers love to use it under their desks and say it cools down fast, so you won't burn yourself while packing it up.
17. A rechargeable hand warmer if you constantly complain about having ice cubes for hands (or if you suffer from arthritis). It'll heat up on both sides for double the warmth, so not a single finger will get left out.
18. A huggable llama heating pad that you can use for cramps, aches, or if you're just feeling chilly. It's filled with lavender and buckwheat, so it'll smell lovely, too.
19. A pair of heated ear muffs that'll keep your ears warm and toasty while you're out 'n' about on those frigid winter days. Unlike some traditional muffs, these ones are adjustable, so they'll always sit comfortably on your head.
20. And a pair of shearling-style mittens that'll feel like lil' blankets for your hands. Plus, the teddy texture will add some ~oomph~ to any outfit.
21. A handy heated blanket if you need some extra warmth at night. It'll automatically turn off after six hours, so you won't have to worry about waking up to switch it off.
22. A pair of sherpa-lined Crocs if you love your originals and need a winterized version that'll keep your toesies cozy. And they can double as indoor slippers, too, since they're virtually weightless.
23. And lastly, a cropped lululemon puffer jacket filled with goose down that'll keep you warm all winter. It also has a removable hood and a waist cincher, so you can change up the silhouette.
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