10 Things (and Counting!) That Are Better Than Tila Tequila

You know how Tila Tequila converted to Judaism last year and then today declared that she is a follower of Hitler? Pretty much almost anything imaginable in this entire world has the capacity to outrank Tila Tequila. Here's a short list to get us all started.

1. LohAnthony > Tila Tequila

Newsflash, Tila: "You're basic!"

2. Paris Hilton's "Paris" > Tila Tequila

Sorry, Paris. Your album kind of sucked. But it does not suck nearly as much as Tila Tequila does.

3. New Species of Cockroach That Was Just Discovered in NYC > Tila Tequila

I really hate bugs, like REALLY. But I still think these new icky cockroaches outrank Tila. Yeah, they definitely do. Ewwww.

4. My 25% Rent Increase This Year > Tila Tequila

Now this is just plain messed up. I thought about this one a lot, and I'm still putting my rent increase as outranking Tila.

5. Getting a Security Pat-Down at the Airport in Front of a Group of Strangers > Tila Tequila

Even public humiliation manages to outrank Tila.

6. The Worst Date You Have Ever Been On > Tila Tequila

Guuuurl. Now you know THAT's bad.

7. Kanye West's "Bound 2" Video > Tila Tequila

And there's really no question about Seth Rogen & James Franco's version either.

8. Sick in Bed & Still Having to Work > Tila Tequila

Icky on so many counts.

9. Working Overtime > Tila Tequila

10. Public Restrooms > Tila Tequila

Even with the unidentifiable liquid on the floor, I still stand by this ranking.

Got some more to add to the list? Send them my way. This is fun!