1. A box of pore-tightening, skin-lifting face masks that'll truly terrify you, first because you'll look like a zombie once you've applied it, and second because it's so darn effective at reducing the appearance of wrinkles. Reach for these any time you feel like your skin needs a pick-me-up and you won't be disappointed. (The same cannot be said for that $50 serum you bought that seems to be doing nothing.)
2. A pack of stain-removing pads because owning a pet = a lot of messes. Thank goodness these pads can handle whatever you throw at 'em. Pee? Check! Poop? Check! Vomit? Check! (You can even use them to clean up your wine spills.)
3. A pumice cleaning stone for powering through tough rust, lime, and calcium streaks that have retired many a toilet scrubbing brush. (You can just call yours Old Faithful.) This nontoxic cleaner is tough on dirt but gentle on porcelain so you can sit atop the glistening throne you deserve.
4. A pet hair remover if your pet sheds a lot...like a lot, a lot. Roll it over your couch, bed, favorite blanket, you name it, and watch it lift the fur away without fail. See, we can own nice things!!
5. An Etude House drying powder to help control your skin's oil production and keep your face from looking greasy. You can also apply it to your hair (make sure you dust off the residue) so your roots look freshly washed. Is this your new go-to? I think so!
6. A bleach-free, no-scrub weekly shower spray you'll reach for each Saturday so soap scum and shower grime buildup goes bye-bye without you ever having to wipe. Rinse it clean the next day, and you'll be amazed to see those hard water stains on your shower door are *poof* gone.
7. A drain clog remover that'll conquer the hair monster in your shower drain, simultaneously impressing and disgusting you. Chances are you'll never stop shedding so you might as well stock up on these bad boys.
8. An acne patch because you want to feel 1,000% confident that you're going to wake up the next morning with a decidedly less angry zit. Hydrocolloid, tea tree oil, and calendula oil are gentle on the skin while still drawing out fluids and pus from your pimple so future breakouts won't even faze you.
9. An immunity-boosting allergy supplement for dogs with skin sensitivities. These soft chews deliver a dose of probiotics and other nutrients to help improve immune function, aide digestion, promote healthy skin, and add shine to a dog's coat. Don't let your poor pup suffer every time seasonal allergies flare up!
10. A cruelty-free lengthening mascara if every mascara you've tried has disappointed you. Meet Essence's Lash Princess mascara. It's lightweight, won't transfer, doesn't smudge, holds a voluminous curl, and lasts all day — what more could you ask for?
11. A perfect egg timer to ensure that every egg you make from here on out is your preferred level of "doneness." The face on the timer will change colors to indicate how cooked your egg is, removing any guesswork. Medium-boiled egg of my dreams, I'm coming for ya!
12. A Scrubbing Bubbles toilet cleaning stamp so you can polish your toilet without ever having to pick up a dirty toilet brush. *shudders* Honestly, you can probably just chuck it straight in the trash after you add this to your cart. The stamp releases the cleaning gel, which foams and cleans your toilet with each flush.
13. The Clean Ball, a genius German invention that'll get rid of purse sand — y'know, the fine layer of dirt, dust, crumbs, grit, and who knows what else that you scrape your hand against whenever you're rooting around your bag and you brush the bottom of your tote. Inside the honeycomb pink ball is a smaller sticky ball that picks up debris and washes clean so you can reuse it.
Promising review: "This little ball is genius! It rolls around in my purse, which I live out of. It picks up a lot lint, debris, or even crumbs. It's easy to find with the bright pink. Just remove and wash and it’s ready to go again. The price was great and something I can use for years. If you live out of your purse this a must have!!" — dj3biggs
Get it from Amazon for $12.99 (available in pink and gray).
14. A teeth-whitening pen because it's a heck of a lot quicker (and tastes a lot better) than those irritating whitening strips that slip and slide all over your teeth. You can use each pen ~20 times and should expect your teeth to lighten four to eight shades.
Promising review: "Works as advertised. I bought this product based on the reviews and it did not disappoint. It works in very little time and very well. I found the taste of this product to be pretty bland, which is actually ideal. I introduced it to my husband and now I’ll have to buy more!" —Kelly p.
Get a two-pack from Amazon for $19.99.
15. A soap brows kit for anyone who wants to try this beauty trend they've seen all over TikTok. Filling in your brows with powder or a pen is unreliable; some days you get it right and other days you go in with a heavy hand and end up looking like a clown. This method will help make your brows look thicker using just your existing hairs.
16. A Schick Silk dermaplaning razor if you want perfectly groomed brows every time rather than the horribly uneven cut you gave yourself with a razor that one time in middle school. This has a precision cover to prevent such mishaps.
17. A streak-free anti-fog spray to do the important task of keeping your glasses clear while you're wearing your mask, all day every day. No more having to remove and wipe down your foggy spectacles every 10 minutes! It's also great for spritzing on your mirrors, goggles, and even your windshield.
18. A tonsil stone remover so you can root out those stinky calcified lumps as soon as you spot 'em. This tool has a built-in LED light so you can easily locate the tonsil stone. Plus it also comes with a syringe to help you wash out the pocket the tonsil stone left behind.
19. A variety pack of A Dozen Cousins ready-to-eat seasoned beans that'll save the day (and your stomach) when you need a quick, easy meal. Just pop them in the microwave, and they're ready in 60 seconds. Or, use them to zhuzh up leftovers so you can finally clear some fridge space.
20. An odor-eliminating spray because a few spritzes on the stain your pet's "present" left behind will save you from smelling pee every time you walk into the living room. Each spray releases bacteria that feeds on the ammonia left behind after your pet's accidents, eliminating the urine completely and deterring your pet from peeing in the same spot again.
21. A set of wad-free pads from Shark Tank for keeping your bedsheets from tangling in the wash. If you've ever opened the dryer expecting...well...dry sheets only to find them tangled in a damp ball, you need this. Doing the bare minimum = having to dry your bedsheets only once.
22. A cruelty-free vitamin C serum if you want a dependable, never-fails formula to brighten and soften skin while dramatically fading hyperpigmentation. Just listen to the 44,000+ people who gave it a 5-star review: this stuff
23. A multi-use skincare oil to treat a variety of issues, including uneven skin, stretch marks, and acne scars. It helps your body retain moisture (bye bye dry skin!) and absorbs into the skin fast so you won't feel greasy.
Psst! Bio-Oil contains retinol, which accelerates skin turnover but can make you more sensitive to the sun — so don't forget your sunscreen!
Promising review: "This oil is wonderful. It smells amazing, has a perfect consistency, and makes my skin smooth and not greasy — just as advertised. Will absolutely purchase again." —Holly Anger
Get it from Amazon for $8.92.
24. A tub of brightening, firming, and rejuvenating eye cream so none of your coworkers ever suspect that you spend most nights scrolling through Instagram until 2 a.m. They'll all think you look perfectly well-rested.
25. A reliable, hardworking Revlon hot air brush that'll help you go from wet, tangled, frizzy hair to a shiny, salon-worthy blowout in minutes.
26. A heavy-duty oven scrub because it makes the years of baked-on dinner explosions and drippings that coat the inside of your oven look like they — poof! — never happened. It'll clean stains right before your eyes; no need to let it sit overnight!
Everneat is a small business based in Fairfield, Connecticut, that specializes in natural cleaning products.
Promising review: "This product is amazing! It works fast with pretty minimal elbow grease. The stainless-steel sponge that comes with it makes it easier. And it smells great!" —Melissa C.
Get it from Everneat on Etsy for $19.99+ (available in a plastic or glass container).