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Which 2014 Port Lodger Are You?

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You like the beach and everything outdoorsy. You care a whole lot about pickup sports, and might be obnoxious and loud when happy. You like to think you’re laid back but sometimes get too stressed about whether or not you’re actually laid back. Most likely to not be wearing pants. 
Famous quote: “If my son killed Osama Bin Laden I would pop a boner at 70.”

Alec

You truly are the little sister we all couldn’t wait to corrupt. Thankfully, our work is almost done. You recently experienced your first blackout and it changed your life forever. Bless your Minnesotan heart.
 Famous Quote: “I don’t drink.”

Allie

Whether it’s wine and a good time or bears, bacon and bees, you always have positivity to add to your surroundings. Sometimes your mind might be floating in space but it doesn’t take away from how down to Earth you really are. 
Famous Quote: “As a middle schooler I subscribed to Martha Stewart Living.”

Anna

You know what they say, “7 pounds of Rigatoni a day keeps the doctor away!” You follow this mantra exceptionally and it obviously pays off because you’re somehow healthier than most. Stay rad and try not to throw up on your next birthday or crash anymore motorcycles. Famous Quote: “I have never once felt comfortable in a conversation with Steve.”

Brendo

You’re a frisbee champ with the donk of a queen. You’re more responsible than the rest of these assholes combined, but still manage to casually blackout with Drake Bell.
Famous Quote: “Qantas is the worst.”

You are a dainty, thoughtful friend who loves real estate, the royal family and low-key blacking out. At first glance you're a saint. Hell, at second and third glance you're a saint. But after digging deep beneath the surface it's clear you're undoubtedly the baddest Port Lodge will ever know. 
Famous Quote: “How do you spell Vaseline?”

Marisel (Carousel)

You shine as the most articulate member of the Port Lodge family. You range from a beautiful lethargic to smiley drunk with Hungry Jacks running through your veins. 
Famous Quote: (on whether we could bring randos back to the Bali villa) “Let’s just say Phil can do it so then we won’t have to worry about it.”

You are the “tall, Thor-like” Swede who was the first person to get the ass tat. You’re actually capable of taking 21 shots on your 21st birthday and covered in sand 106% of the time. There are no words to fully describe you as a human being. Your grasp of the English language only grows more impressive with each line of Shrek that you memorize. Legit what are you? Famous Quote: “I know more about Dold’s sex life than my own.”

You are an elegant beacon of sexuality, the paradox of the hot/crazy scale, a loyal companion and overall badass. If you are ever left wine-drunk and alone in the middle of a valley with no intelligent\* life in sight, you will probably wander away to befriend sheep. (\*The boys’ van is pretty close behind you.) 
Famous Quote: “I imagine my wedding as just a huge SYR.”

Dold

Overall, you are a New Jersey cartoon character while somehow being the most low key cat person that has ever existed. You might be a liability, but I’d take out that insurance any day. 
Famous Quote: “Who does this \*\*\*\*\*\* think he is???” \*punches mirror\*

Eddie Z

You can't walk a straight line regardless of BAC and look drunk in every picture taken. Likely to get denied entry to a casino, sneak in and get kicked out within 10 minutes. Enjoys (relatively) long walks down Bathers and joining book clubs in a “Juicy” van. Considered (and confirmed) most likely to cry at move out. 
Famous Quote: “Good sex is the best sex. – Ghandi”

Kate

You're a cool RA who knows how to turn up. You’re a lowkey white international student who knows her way around some pretty badass places. It’s a wonder you’ve never been caned. Also no one knows how you stayed so put together in the midst of 4am fight clubs.
Famous Quote: \*in Singapore\* “You have no rights here!”

You are the first annual (self-proclaimed) fifth and a friend champion. (Self-proclaimed) queen of red wine and tequila. (Group proclaimed) notorious for causing “the ceiling to leak” on the back of the couch and for flipping over speakers. Currently establishing a network of sugar daddys across the nation. 
Famous quote: “In our mid sixties…ideally my husband will be dead.”

Leandra

You are the sexy, sophisticated Cuban-American maternal figure the world didn’t know it needed. Keep making us fatter with your fantastic cooking, Mama Lex. 
Famous Quote: “Is there a such thing as an SUI? Swimming Under the Influence? Somebody arrest me.”

You’re a success story of a blissfully ignorant, cider-chugging showcase of disorganization. You don’t know how sex works. 
Famous Quote: \*Minelik plays “Throw that Ass in a Circle”\* “I feel like my ass moves better side to side.”

Maddie

You look at the world optimistically and like to seize the day. You prefer working out to going out especially if working out involves punching people in the face. 
Famous Quote: “Has anyone seen my boxing gloves? The freshman are acting up again.”\* (\*Probably)

Maggie

You are a true curator of the art of social interaction. You become the center of attention of any room you enter. Your friends can always count on your for a kickass dance partner, and your post-game stamina puts most alcoholics to shame.
Famous Quote: (after Rotto) “There’s 3 layers of sand and blood in my bed.”

Mary

You once subconsciously paused swiping left on a guy on tinder because he was holding a bottle of Jack Daniels. Your kryptonite is the age old combination of red wine, tequila, Irish poker, and hot tubs. Even though everyone complained about listening to your same playlist starting around month 3, they all secretly loved it. 
Famous Quote: “Bri, drive away.” \*van leaves wine-drunk Dold peeing behind a bush in the middle of nowhere\*

Meghan

You’re a fantastic photographer and a ridiculously slow photo editor. Hobbies include: ripping stop signs out of the ground and not remembering how they got in your room, falling asleep on public transportation, “bending the truth” for your own entertainment, and cooking romantic dinners for your fantastic girlfriend. You are most likely missing a very prominent tooth and said “Daaammnn Steve before “daaammnn Daniel” was cool. 
Famous Quote: “All I’m packing is liquor and underwear.”

Minelik

50% of the time you're asleep, 50% of the time you're drunk. Either way, it's almost certain that you have gone missing. Your friends will always be there to pull you out of the ditch if Brendo goes blind again because you are one hell of a great friend and a pretty decent Beyonce impersonator. 
Famous Quote: “I’m wearing banana republic and birkenstocks in a tattoo parlor.”

Destroyer of worlds, harbinger of death, loving husband. 
Famous Quote: “Was the whole tattoo idea originally just a futile attempt to impress Freya?” \*throws pool cue like a spear at Minelik\*

Phil

“I’m hungry!” 
You: “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.”   
You’re so dad you got 3 ties for father’s day. You might not have won every 4am fight club, but you definitely played with the most heart. One time you indirectly caused Dan to hit himself in the face with a guitar so that’s pretty funny.
Famous Quote: “I have never read a manual in my life…and I love my life.”

Riley

You go by many names, the most accurate of which being “A poor man’s Allie Mosser.” Most likely to be found betting on college football while halfway across the world. A true hero. 
Famous Quote: “Waterboarding is just baptizing terrorists with freedom.”

Ryan (Rhino)

Your hobbies include: making Brendo feel as uncomfortable as possible, telling people you were named after “Saint Stephen, the first martyr to GET STONED,” and Cox. One time, you literally swung from the chandelier and brought it crashing to the ground. You would totally be the proud owner of a kitten named Doobie.
Famous Quote: “All you need is a knife and a pair of balls and you can take over the world.”

Steve

You are the savior of dipshits everywhere. With grace and poise you shepherded 5 idiots across 2 countries. Just maybe don’t simultaneously take sleeping pills and chug champagne again. Prayers that you don’t stumble across another dead body.
Famous Quote: “TWO FEET ON THE GROUND! Get in the goddamn van it’s time to go!”

Tara

You’re most likely to be found in the kitchen keeping every single one of the guys alive (they are incompetent.) Every time you’re Jamaican accent comes out, an angel get its wings.
Famous Quote: “That’s some serious white people shit.”

Also known as "The Shoeless Wonder,” you are notorious for slicing your foot open and exposing it to all the "infectious specimen" in the dirt of the Outback. You go from kind caring animal lover to savage destroyer of all things crab-related in the time it takes Mary to say “FORGET IT”. Alec thinks you’re pretty chill. 
Famous Quote: “This chilli definitely needs more spice.”

Corin

You’re an honorary Port Lodger by night who obsesses about the Bachelor and has a supreme appreciation for Tim Tam Slams. When you’re not on that premed grind, you can probs be found drinking the better version of goon and keeping Minelik in line. You’re known for your fire instagram captions 1 member of the legendary #TeamAgape
Famous Quote: “Team Agape”

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