Life After Graduation-English Major Edition

It's all been said and done, but why not do it all over again?

So you were an English major?

In high school you knew how to use a semicolon "correctly"

Then you went to college and took a Lit Study class

It was making sense, don't doubt your genius.

And you were like:

...writer

So you took some writing workshops

And kept a journal with you at all times, ready for the muse to strike

and you felt badass errytime

You even submitted some of your work to lit reviews

But graduation snuck up on you

And your parents started asking questions and you were like:

But then the year came and went and you were a little disheartened

One day a friend sent you a link to a MFA creative writing blog

And Seth Abramson became a God

So you applied to programs, got in, and started writing again

And became this person:

Until graduation snuck up on you again

And the year came and went and you were a little disheartened

Until one day a friend sent you a link to an MA in Literature blog

It never ends...