Something cute and classicSomething that will put all eyes on meSomething that's easy to move around inSomething randomSomething to make your ex regret dumping you
Because I took the fall for something they didBecause I cleaned up the mess they madeI'm the one who owes the favorYou literally broke the law for themYou did something for them that they forgot to do
7 on the dot7:15ishWhenever I feel likeUm... when does it start again?Late, like 20 years late
SeptemberTwo weeks agoThis weekI don't have timeWhat test?
Because I'm organizing the biggest party of the yearBecause I broke a huge ruleBecause I'm coming back to my home townBecause of the drama I'm involved inUm, there are a lot of reasons
Same thing every daySomething glamorousPonytailMessy bunUpdo
Which Episode Of Sorority Sleuths Are You?
Congratulations! You are the original episode of Sorority Sleuths! You are classic, and everyone loves you. But lowkey you're kind of unoriginal.
You're episode 2! People anticipate your arrival, because you're just that amazing. But you can kind of be a let down, because after all, in episode 2 we find out that Ashleigh's not dead.
Episode 3 is dramatic, exciting, and super funny. You've probably been voted "most likely to break someone out of jail" or "most likely to get payed to hang out with your BFF"
You're the episode that nobody knows what the plot will be yet. You don't really have a clear motive, but that's okay. Soon enough you'll find your purpose.
TBH, you're kind of old. But that's okay, because you're the one that everyone is excited to see. You're the one who organizes group events, and makes sure everyone has a good time.