5 Real Life Villains And Their Creepy Smiles

You know what they say - a smile is worth a 1000 (or more) deaths.

5. Donald Rumsfeld

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Donald is somewhat of an afterthought villain. He doesn't get as much credit for his contribution to the end of the American dream as he truly deserves. Disheartened by this fact, he probably went back to his home planet. After all, he never denied being a lizard person. As any distinguished conspiracy theorist on YouTube would tell you - the eyes give reptilians away. That, and dental hygiene.

4. Mitch McConnell

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Ah, the Mona Lisa of American politics. Mitch is so gangsta, even though Columbian authorities found 90 pounds of cocaine aboard one of his wife's family's company ships days before he was up for re-election, he still managed to win against Alison Grimes (a sharpshooter's Miss Kentucky). Those Columbians can investigate all they want - no amount of cocaine can wipe the half-smile off this snapping turtle! In a past press release, Mitchy proposed “penalties for selling marijuana comparable to those for selling heroin and cocaine.” He apparently forgot a little penalty in his nose.

3. Benjamin Netanyahu

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Whether he is scheming how to "move" public opinion in America, or simply pissing off the European Union, Bibi always sports a good old-fashioned, crooked smirk. Here's a little celebrity gossip - December is his month of inspiration. As the old saying goes, "a Christmas time without mass killing of Palestinian women and children is like US politics without AIPAC." He truly believes in people's ability to be used as shields by the evils of the world - his regime routinely puts his belief in practice by bombing schools and hospitals. Recently, Netanyahu has been so naughty that even Fox News criticized him for his behavior. He wouldn't settle for less!

2. George Bush

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Good old Georgey! It doesn't get better than his confident, yet obviously empty look. Coincidentally, his half-smile follows the trajectory of humanity's hopes during Cheney's presidency. But don't assume he was just a pretty face of a pre-fascist regime! He did manage to propagate a war with Iraq under false pretenses, which added around half million deaths to his repentance prayer. I am sure his God would be more than willing to listen.

1. Dick Cheney

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Yes, we would rather let old Dick finish whatever he was sent here to do, but he just has one of the creepiest smiles of all time! Of all time! Plus, he is the epitome of a real life villain. Fake heart - check! Ties to an evil company - check! Supports brutal torture methods (even when they were done to innocent people) - check! A real life American villain. For the record, this is his official White House portrait. I am sorry to say it, Dick, but you's a creep...and a criminal.