10 BuzzFeed Posts You'll Never See

While Buzzfeed features a plethora of lists, articles, and quizzes covering just about everything imaginable, there are a few (and just a few) topics you'd be hard pressed to find buzzin' around.

What Kind of Leafy Green Are You?

Via andyboy.com

Are you more of kale or arugula? Perhaps you're the butter lettuce type? Take this quiz to find out the salad-style of your life.

27 Ways to Spice Up Your Dorm Room with Roadkill

Disign Like / Via designlike.com

Just because Waddles met his maker at the hands of a Chevy Malibu doesn't mean he can't keep you company during an all-night study sesh.

13 Surprising Honest Confessions from Showerheads

Via houselogic.com

"If he sings Shake it Off one more time I'm going to clog". Real confessions from showerheads.

17 Things Only this One Guy in Poughkeepsie Can Relate To

Robin Steron / Via facebook.com

Ruthie's nachos taste like mouthwash

How to Make a Suckling Pig in a Mug

Via attackofthecute.com

For those busy mornings when you don't have time to set up your roasting spit.

How Well Do You Know That One Car Alarm that Never Stops?

Via thetruthaboutcars.com

"Whooop whooop _____"

What comes next in the string of never ending cacophony?

Are you more Kleenex or Bounty?

Via pulpandlumberpros.tumblr.com

Snot or spills? The world needs to know!

How to Ruin Your Best Friend's Wedding in 7 Easy Steps

Via dailymail.co.uk

Buying the Priest/Rabbi/Justice of the Peace a last minute ticket to Aruba is easier than it looks!

Which One of Aunt Mildred's Cats Are You?

Via news.yahoo.com

Ferdinand, Gazpacho, or Therese? Perhaps one of the twins or Madam Fuzziwink?

18 Things You Never Noticed During Grampa Ralph's Semi Racist Rant

Via emailsfromgrandpa.com

Little known fact: During the second act of this age-induced monologue, Ralph goes into a segment that is decidedly Scorsese-esque.