10 Amazingly Obnoxious Funding Requests

Because stupidity comes at a price.

The hopeless romantic.

Via gofundme.com

You can't have a ring before spring without some cha-ching. Obviously.

Someone should tell Romeo that ramen every night is not good for digestion.

The Cheap Friends

Via gofundme.com

"OMG we love you so much! We're going to throw you such an AMAZING bachelorette party!

...spot us a few bills to make it happen?"

The Gaming Enthusiasts

Via gofundme.com

"Get Karma an X-Box!"

We hear karma's a b*tch, so you better do what they ask.

The Rebel Child

Via gofundme.com

We only support this if his name is being changed to Sebastian Marmoset Fernandez III. No other naming equivalent will do.

The Die-Hard Fan

Via gofundme.com

Quick! Someone quiz this girl on her Seahawks trivia!

(Our guess is she just wants more money for her SWEET apron collection.)

The Honor Student

Via gofundme.com

Like all of the rent money our parents gave us didn't also go to beer.

The Prepper

Via gofundme.com

Will a gas mask save us against zombies? Our safety bets are NOT with this guy.

The Narcs

Via gofundme.com

Someone tell these kids they can hit up the IKEA for a $99 mattress.

The Chefs

Via gofundme.com

Nothing makes us want to donate faster than pounds and pounds of dead pig.

The Economists

Via gofundme.com

If you can follow their ledger, you're smarter than 90% of the population.