1. Meet Lil’ Crane.
He was born at the Paradise Zoo in England. They named him Little Crane but, like most legendary badasses, we all know that he goes by “lil’.” When he’s not snacking on mealworms Lil’ Crane’s been known to hit the sizzurp and go trollin for tail. His hero Lil’ Wayne once proclaimed “Don’t fuck with Wayne, cuz when it Waynes it pours.” Cra(y)ne has taken this philosophy to heart… if only he knew what it meant.
2. Lil’ Crane got some sweet kicks as a youngin’.
His toes were curled so zoo workers made these rockin’ booties that would help them to straighten out and enable him to walk. “I’m on the road to riches, it’s just a lil’ traffic,” he cried as they carefully wrapped his feet.
7. Don’t let him cramp your style! Run, Creezy, Run!
Remember the words of your hero:
“And ima keep runnin’
ima keep runnin but i’m neva runnin outta money
ima dog ima stunt
if i don’t do nothin’
and my car so pretty all these hoes wanna f**k it”
On second thought, maybe you shouldn’t.
- Elon Musk announced that his SpaceX company will send two tourists around the moon by 2018 🚀🌝