1. I want to find this cute. But then I look at the feet. THOSE FEET ARE LIKE ROOTY VEGETABLES.
2. Aw, this one's cuddly! That's nice!
3. OH GOD WHY IS ITS NOSE LIKE THAT OH GOD.
4. Okay that's kinda cute.
5. Sure, yes, that's nice. He's sleeping.
6. Sleeping.... BUT WITH A ZOMBIE ARM.
7. Frolicking in grass! That's great!
8. No, wait, just kidding. THAT THING IS HORRIFYING.
9. Aw, hanging out with Mom!
10. Wait, whoa. Whoa whoa whoa. IS THAT ITS TAIL OR IS THAT A MUTANT APPENDAGE FOLLOWING IT AROUND.
11. IS THAT EVEN SKIN? IS THIS THING EVEN ALIVE!?!
12. Dear LORD that is horrifying. I mean cute. I mean... well, I don't know.
13. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ANYMORE.
14. You know what? Don't listen to me, baby aardvark.
15. You should just be yourself. Y'know, keep on keepin' on.
16. Your mom will love you regardless.
