21 Times A Picture (of Kristina) Was Worth 1000 Words

When your number 1 turns 21 (*Disclaimer my captions will not be 1000 words*)

1. When you get stuck in an elevator

True story.

2. When your always trying to think of new, inventive ways to get into a picture

Creativity matters.

3. When you know you look the best in a group photo

smize+smirk=magic

4. When you will to anything to block the haters

There's nothing a sombrero can't fix.

5. When you're just drunk

6. When someone is giving you attitude

Really bitch, really.

7. When you find a cat in a hopeless place

Fordham will never not provide abundant opportunities to take pics with cats.

8. When you're too short for pics

Hey guys I'm still here/Megan get your fucking hair out of my face.

(obviously i wouldn't know what this is like but I sympathize.)

9. When people are taking snapchat selfies and they get you in the background

Leave me out of your basic-ness.

10. When you actually want to go out and not lay in bed

Wait one sec let me get my Kentucky Derby hat.

11. When you get your sunglasses stuck in your hair

are you making someone else take them out for you??

prob

12. When you take the wrong subway and end up in Brooklyn

Also based on real life events.

13. When someone pisses you off but you're stuck in a car with them

One hand on the wheel the other on your throat.

14. When you look amaze and no one is noticing

I didn't spend three hours getting ready for NOTHING.

15. When you have test today and you haven't studied at all

Wearing glasses will automatically improve your chances of getting an A by 500%.

16. When you wake up from a nap a have no idea where you are or what year it is

Kristina "I don't take naps" Brigati.

17. When you pay your respects to the ones you love

RIP.

when u made me watch this damn show sophomore year

18. When you hit the pose just enough

fire emojis

19. When people think it's fun to sit on grass but your ass fell asleep 5 minutes ago

Would rather be in bed.

20. when you get the baes in one pic

Not the quality we hoped for but probably the quality we deserved.

21. when you're just down right on fleeeeek

Eyebrow arch: check.

tbh I got too lazy to crop this one

22. And one for good luck

Happy 21st birthday to my number one betch, thanks for always being down to take a freaking amazing selfie, and to do just about everything else. LOVE YA