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How Haley Graham Are You?

Do you let it rip? If you eat mat do you eat mat hard?

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  1. Are you Haley Graham?

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    You've already had a successful career.
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    You've already retired from that successful career.
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    You retired from that successful career to break the laws.
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    The laws of gravity that is.
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    You *might* be coming out of retirement.
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    You and the law have had a flirtation for a while.
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    At times you have felt like people have just given up on you
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    You spent some time at a facility called VGA.
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    VGA was worse than juvy.
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    You've ever felt like you were in the middle of an "I hate you sandwich".
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    There was a person that was the bread of that sandwich.
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    The bread of that sandwich was your new gymnastics coach.
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    Hating you is practically a sport.
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    You prefer Buttaharas to Tsukaharas.
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    You can memorize a preschool beam routine.
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    You can throw a double back without training it first.
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    According to you, college gymnastics is one big fat to-don't.
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    You're sick and tired of being judged; you don't need it.
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    There are a lot of rumors about you floating around.
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    You've never seen anyone blow out a knee.
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    You walked out on something important and it's haunted you since.
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    You want to control your tricks.
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    You got your GED when you were 15.
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    You spend 6 hours a day training tricks that could kill you.
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    When you get nervous, you picture people trying to do what you do.
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    But not in their underwear, because ew.
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    You have ridiculous friends who support you through anything.
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    When people hate on you they feel so upstaged.
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    The reason you don't have a boyfriend is not that you don't have time or a life, it's because you don't have boobs.
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    You've thrown people under the bus to get what you wanted in the past.
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    You're not proud of doing this.
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    You know it's not called gym-nice-tics.
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    You've had soda thrown on you.
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    You know boys.
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    They're friends.
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    People should try it sometime.
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    You know the best answer to some situations is to floor it.
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    Your mom can be manipulative.
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    Sometimes your parents are jerks.
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    But sometimes they do tell you what you need to know about people.
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    Sometimes it all gets to be too much for you.
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    People don't owe it to you to be good at what they do.
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    They owe it to you to be a decent human being.
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    Sometimes you misjudge people.
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    You stand up for your loved ones when they need you to.
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    Sometimes this means sacrificing some of the things you want to stand up for them.
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    You have taken a stand to change something you love for the better.
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    The people in power didn't like this.
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    You still did it anyways.
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    Life isn't about winning.
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    You're not here to screw people over.
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    You want people to be proud of you and have your back.
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    You've realized that you're the only one that can judge you or diss you.
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    You've decided not to hate things you haven't tried yet.
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    Your feet have been glued.
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    Some would say they were glued to a high speed bus.
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    Your name is Haley.
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    Your name is Haley Graham.
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    You are Haley Graham the gymnast.
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    You are in fact a movie character.

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