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Would You Rather: Coffee Edition

You're not capable of basic human functioning before you have it, so these stakes could NOT be higher. To satisfy your coffee cravings, head to McDonald's and try their new McCafé espresso line.

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    Get up at 5 a.m. with zero coffee.
    Get up at 5 a.m. with zero coffee.
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    Stay up until 3 a.m. with zero coffee.
    Stay up until 3 a.m. with zero coffee.
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  1. Get up at 5 a.m. with zero coffee.
     
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    Get up at 5 a.m. with zero coffee.
  2. Stay up until 3 a.m. with zero coffee.
     
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    Stay up until 3 a.m. with zero coffee.
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    Never have another coffee drink.
    Never have another coffee drink.
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    Never have another dessert.
    Never have another dessert.
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    Never have another coffee drink.
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    Get a free espresso drink on your morning commute once a week.
    Get a free espresso drink on your morning commute once a week.
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    Have an alarm clock that wakes you up with the scent of espresso.
    Have an alarm clock that wakes you up with the scent of espresso.
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  1. Get a free espresso drink on your morning commute once a week.
     
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    Get a free espresso drink on your morning commute once a week.
  2. Have an alarm clock that wakes you up with the scent of espresso.
     
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    Have an alarm clock that wakes you up with the scent of espresso.
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    Have your morning coffee delivered by a fancy butler.
    Have your morning coffee delivered by a fancy butler.
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    Have your morning coffee delivered by a cute dog.
    Have your morning coffee delivered by a cute dog.
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  1. Have your morning coffee delivered by a fancy butler.
     
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    Have your morning coffee delivered by a fancy butler.
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    Have your morning coffee delivered by a cute dog.
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    Have to miss out on holiday coffee drinks this year.
    Have to miss out on holiday coffee drinks this year.
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    Have to miss out on holiday music this year.
    Have to miss out on holiday music this year.
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  1. Have to miss out on holiday coffee drinks this year.
     
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    Have to miss out on holiday coffee drinks this year.
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    Have to miss out on holiday music this year.
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    Get an espresso every time you yawn.
    Get an espresso every time you yawn.
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    Have an espresso faucet at your desk.
    Have an espresso faucet at your desk.
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  1. Get an espresso every time you yawn.
     
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    Get an espresso every time you yawn.
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    Have an espresso faucet at your desk.
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    Get one coffee drink per month that's the size of a bathtub.
    Get one coffee drink per month that's the size of a bathtub.
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    Get 50 coffee drinks per month the size of a golf ball.
    Get 50 coffee drinks per month the size of a golf ball.
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    Get one coffee drink per month that's the size of a bathtub.
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    Get 50 coffee drinks per month the size of a golf ball.
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    Try espresso that smells like flowers.
    Try espresso that smells like flowers.
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    Get some flowers that smell like espresso.
    Get some flowers that smell like espresso.
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  1. Try espresso that smells like flowers.
     
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    Try espresso that smells like flowers.
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    Get some flowers that smell like espresso.
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    Give up coffee.
    Give up coffee.
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    Give up sleep.
    Give up sleep.
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  1. Give up coffee.
     
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    Give up coffee.
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    Give up sleep.

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Coffee, we <3 you. Head to McDonald's to try one of their delicious new McCafé espresso beverages. And FYI, they're just $2 for any small, so GET TO IT.

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