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You dither for days before choosing your faction
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And are immediately disappointed with your choice
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Especially when you are getting stomped by a army of these
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You are creative enough to make sure that you have a board ready to go at a moment's notice
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Or you have enough chutzpah to convince your significant other you need one of these
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You call this place your second home
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And are immediately annoyed when people come into the shop to play Catan
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You consider Chaos players the lowest form of life
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Because not only are they hideously overpowered but they have figurines like this lying around the house
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You avidly discuss your greatest victories at tournaments
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But are quick to discount your losses (or the game) as "cheap"
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You are jealous when someone breaks out the hottest new unit
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So you up the ante by purchasing your own prohibitively expensive piece
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You refer to people who don't paint as "dabblers"
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And won't let them into tournament play
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You, however, obsess about the color scheme of your army
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You spend days relearning ancient skills such as paper mache
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So someday your terrain can look like this
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Even though the end result will most like resemble something like this
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You have an impressive knowledge of geometry
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Since that comes in handy when casting spells
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Because there will always be another game...
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Another figure to purchase....
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Another Chaos player to defeat...
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Because otherwise you might find yourself playing Warmachine
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Or simply give up and starts playing Blood Bowl
