1000 Ways To Die Playing Pokémon GO

More like 21 ways to possibly get seriously injured.

1. Wrong place at the wrong time.

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"A teenager was killed and his cousin seriously injured after being shot while playing Pokémon Go in Guatemala."

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2. Tree Hugger

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"A driver was playing Pokemon Go Tuesday night when he swerved off an Auburn road and hit a tree."

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3. Give me all your Magikarp!!!

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"An armed man allegedly tried to rob Pokémon Go players before a shootout that left him and one player injured in Las Vegas."

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4. Why did the player cross the street?

"A driver intentionally hit a pedestrian who was playing Pokemon Go in Bangor on Sunday evening."

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5. Hunters become the hunted

"A Mariondale N.C. teenager was tragically shot and killed Sunday after trespassing onto private property while attempting to catch a Pokemon."

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6. Running of the Tauros

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Someone could be trampled while running in a mob of people for a rare pokémon that appeared.

7. Pidgey didn't see it coming.

"A 35-year-old man sustained moderate injuries on Thursday morning after he crashed into glass in Rishon LeZion while hunting virtual characters."

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8. You can't Doduo two things at once

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"A 15-year-old girl was severely injured after she fell off her bike while playing the game in Karmiel."

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9. Read between the tracks

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"The Network Rail notice also reminds commuters it is ‘illegal and very dangerous’ to trespass on a railway."

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10. Ratata down the stairs

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"The New York City Transit recently tweeted...'we know you're searching far and wide, but please don't catch Pokemon while walking down stairs.'"

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11. Getting hammered

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"Police have charged a Niagara Falls woman of attacking another woman with a hammer, but she says she was just defending herself while playing Pokemon Go."

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12. Watch your step

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"Distracted users are roaming into areas dotted with the unexploded ordnances (left over from the 1990s conflict in that region)..."

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13. Fearow forgot to learn fly

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"Two men in their early 20s fell an estimated 50 to 90 feet down a cliff in Encinitas, California."

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14. High fiving a Sycther

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"A young guy, minding his own Pokemon business, was stabbed in the shoulder by an unidentified male when he approached him, asking if he was a fellow player."

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15. 🎶 My egg flew around my room before you came 🎶

"Lexy Sipe, 25, from Oklahoma, the temptation to cheat the system was too strong, and giving in to it left her with a black eye."

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16. Swimming with the Seakings

"Man Drowns Trying To Catch Squirtle"

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17. That's not what the red and blue lights meant

"A Pokemon Go enthusiast slammed into a Baltimore police car while playing the game on his phone."

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18. Caught a Bellsprout

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"A teenager from Derby believes she was burnt by the toxic plant giant hogweed while playing Pokemon Go."

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19. Caught too many Charmanders

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"Heat stroke is a constant worry this time of year so players should wear a hat."

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20. Left hanging

"A woman in New Jersey was rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in a tree while playing Pokémon Go in a cemetery."

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21. I'm wheezing

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"People are currently trying to catch their Pikachus and Fitzybutts (honestly, I don't know what they're called) but they're paying the price. And by paying the price, I mean they're accidentally getting some exercise."

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