1. Don’t take sh**t fron no one
2. Things aren’t always what they seem
3. This move:
4. And that one:
5. Never look back
6. Words are not always necessary
7. Don’t judge a book by its cover
8. Never take yourself seriously
9. Never say never
10. Do not trust a magician
11. Never underestimate one’s pool skills
12. Sometimes all you need is a hug
- The Women's March on Washington was one of the largest protests in the city's history.
- Trump's spokesman held a press conference to blame grass coverings for "minimizing" the crowd at the inauguration 🤔
- Members of the national security community reacted with shock after Trump attacked his critics while giving a speech at CIA headquarters.
- "SNL" featured a shirtless Vladimir Putin celebrating America's newest President.