1. Just try not to say…
2. DUCKIN’ DUCKS ON A POND!
3. OH MY BUTT!
4. HOLY COCKDWARFS!
5. MONKEY BALLS!
- Donald Trump accused former Miss Universe Alicia Machado of being in a sex tape, calling her "disgusting." He's appeared in a softcore porn.
- The hair vitamins promoted by the Kardashians make "largely inaccurate" nutrient claims, according to lab tests.
- In a newly released video deposition, Trump implied he planned to call Mexicans "rapists" when he announced his presidential run.