1. Just try not to say…
2. DUCKIN’ DUCKS ON A POND!
3. OH MY BUTT!
4. HOLY COCKDWARFS!
5. MONKEY BALLS!
- A US federal judge ruled that Texas can't cut Planned Parenthood out of its Medicaid program.
- According to the World Bank, a child born in 2014, on average, will live for more than 71 years.
- A 2-year-old boy lost a race at school after he spotted his dad and ran to hug him instead of crossing the finish line 👦💨💞