1. Every time Diane says mentions that it's "life changing" drink.
2. If Diane ever mentions "emotional roller coaster" get on one knee and chug.
3. If Bruce brings up the peak of his career, being an Olympian, wearing team USA on his back, drink.
4. If they're beating around the bush (no pun intended) about the word vagina, drink
5. If the word woman is used, drink.
6. If Diane mentions Kylie's inflated lips, drink.
7. If Bruce crosses his leg, drink like a camel in the fuckin Sahara.
8. If Justin Bieber plays any part in the equation drink.
9. If he a exposes his alter fem-name (I've got money on Candice) chug a fucking beer.
10. If he calls Kris a fucking bitch, drink.
Enjoy responsibly.