Buzz·Posted on Dec 1, 201625 Moments Only The Laziest Of Lazy People Will GetThe ultimate goal is to use as few dishes as possible.by Maximilian ZenderBuzzFeed-Redaktion, Deutschland FacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. When sitting just seems like too much effort, you watch movies like this. Twitter: @bortore 2. You eat directly from the pan because you absolutely cannot be bothered to wash more than one item. Twitter: @halamshirals 3. The ultimate goal is to use as few dishes as possible. Twitter: @wtfgenie Or none. None is even better. 4. Which is why you are not above using your clothing as a vessel for food. CBS Studios International 5. Or why you'll leave something in the pan just to be able to say, "There's still something in there! How could I wash it?" Twitter: @Bellaheykay 6. Maybe you'll even just place the pan straight in the refrigerator with the food still in it, just so you don't have to wash up. Twitter: @Bellaheykay Maybe then everyone will stop nagging you to clean up. 7. Sometimes the remote control is so far away you ask your partner to bring it to you. Twitter: @Puhtreecia 8. You're DEFINITELY cleaning your dirty glasses and plates in the dishwasher later – you promise. Twitter: @Zetenge 9. You're too lazy to cut the bread properly, so you eat it like this. 9gag.com It all goes to the same place anyway. 10. And you never make the effort to remove this sticker. It's far easier to simply eat around it. imgur.com 11. And you don't give a crap if someone has to use the bathroom after you. There is no way you're replacing the toilet paper. Twitter: @LightDubify I left you a bit! 12. But in order to avoid an unnecessary quarrel, you show some good will. 9gag.com 13. Over the weekend you gradually transfer the entire contents of your kitchen to your bed. Twitter: @Analias7ate9 14. That's why your bed is always strategically placed near a windowsill. Twitter: @Meereslvft 15. Because EVERYTHING must be reachable from your bed. Twitter: @beydeos 16. No matter by what means. Sarah Burton / BuzzFeed 17. The main thing is to always expend as little effort as possible. Twitter: @TylerTroublez 18. You see everything as a potential tool to simplify your life. 9gag.com 19. Brushing your teeth is an effort. imgur.com 20. And taking out the trash is like a punishment. Twitter: @Polarsternchen_ 21. But if you must do so, making two trips is absolutely not an option. That would only give you more work. Twitter: @SrtaJohnson 22. You'll buy anything that will make your life easier. Twitter: @ChrisVanOliver As long as you can buy it online and have it shipped straight to your doorstep. 23. You prefer to stack your clothes on a chair rather than putting them in the closet. Twitter: @9GAG 24. You'll use toilet paper as a napkin before you go out to buy more paper towels. Twitter: @chloei1410 25. But still, you consider yourself a brilliant innovator, whose skills and creativity know no bounds. Twitter: @gazete_man This post was translated from German.