1. If you like reading in bed, but absolutely hate having to move your head for any reason, these lying lenses are exactly what you need:
2. And a little something for the romantic in you... the hug me pillow:
3. And do you want to treat your favorite plant with the respect it deserves? Invest in one of these bad boys:
4. Smart phone cases are so mainstream. The really cool kids are all carrying around sausage cases.
5. Someone get this guy a Nobel prize:
6. Might look like a fun toy... until you realize what it's for.
7. An astronaut's shower cap with a transparent window. Now you've seen everything.
8. Nope. Scratch that. Because you haven't seen the Pleasure Mole yet.
9. Finally, your grandpa can start sexting!
10. Why go to church when you could just snag one of these?!
11. Upgrade to automatic everything!
12. "In a crisis, a shot of humor can help!" What a shitty joke.
13. The "Drink Tote Boy"... for when lifting a carton of orange juice is just too strenuous.
14. If you often find yourself on the toilet thinking, "Damn! Forgot my golf equipment again!" then I've got the perfect invention for you:
15. Or if you're a little more sporty, pass the time by working on your free throws:
16. Stick-on nipple flowers! Just what every woman needs.
17. Why use an ergonomic mouse when you can use this one that looks like a bar of gold and hurts to use!
18. Or just buy Enrico – he'll make you feel better!
19. This one is apparently from their "artisanal" collection:
20. And then there's this is an extremely precious and rare collector's item:
21. "This nice boy will always be faithful to you!"
22. Anti-slip pads for your glasses. Okay... this one is actually a good idea.
23. "Safer than a machete!"
24. "Ladies love the Boot Boy." Sorry, gents.
25. "Mother-in-law shocker!"
This post was translated from German.