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16 Ways That Waiters Are Different From All The Regular People Out There

It's a life of tips, tricks, and...well, ideally, more tips.

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1. First of all, in the world of waitstaff, fanny packs are ALWAYS in.

This ain't no passing '90s throwback trend. It's a way of life!
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This ain't no passing '90s throwback trend. It's a way of life!

2. Having a pen on you is good, but having MANY pens at the ready is always better.

You can even tell whether a pen will work just by looking at it.
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You can even tell whether a pen will work just by looking at it.

3. And chances are, you even have your favorite make and model:

And you guard those ones with your life.
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And you guard those ones with your life.

4. For waiters, this secret language makes almost a little too much sense.

It's even come up in a few dreams, tbh.
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It's even come up in a few dreams, tbh.

5. You're personally familiar with almost every kind of credit card out there...

And there's always a few that make you roll your eyes, hard.
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And there's always a few that make you roll your eyes, hard.

6. And even though you serve people all day, the idea of eating at a table yourself is a bit foreign...

Ain't nobody got time for that!
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Ain't nobody got time for that!

7. To anyone who's ever been a waiter, this constitutes an emergency:

Show of hands whose blood pressure went immediately up at this??
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Show of hands whose blood pressure went immediately up at this??

8. And this is what your fridge at home always looks like:

A great and definite perk.
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A great and definite perk.

9. Seeing this can honestly make or break an entire shift for you...

10. And most of the shoes you own look like this...

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11. And of course, your closet looks like this:

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12. Being a waiter means finessing some serious skills, not in the least in the ironing department...

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(Ok but where does HE work can someone tell us.)

13. As well as the medical field.

You're a bandage pro at this point.
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You're a bandage pro at this point.

14. A handful of coins means something entirely different to you...

**Counts** **Sighs** **Counts again**
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**Counts** **Sighs** **Counts again**

15. But at least you're never working alone...

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You live for catching up on the goss during breaks.

16. And at the end of the day, you can always count on having a long-term love-hate relationship with the kitchen staff.

A dependable constant in your life.
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A dependable constant in your life.

This post was translated from German.

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