1. First of all, you should know that we Germans are very tidy.
2. Especially when it comes to garbage.
3. Plus, we love good hygiene.
4. And boundaries!
5. No matter what they're for...
6. Or whether they're entirely necessary.
7. Germans are extremely economical.
8. And we always maintain order, no matter the occasion.
9. Even German snow follows the rules.
10. Football is very important to us...
11. So is multi-tasking...
12. And wearing socks.
13. Moreover, German engineering truly lasts longer.
14. And our snacks have more personality...
15. And they're more patriotic, too.
16. Germans put a real emphasis on securing our valuables.
17. And we're always looking out for each other...
18. Because, at the end of the day, we Germans believe you can never be too careful.
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This post was translated from German.