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26 Photos People Who Don't Like To Eat In Bed Will Never Understand

Food + bed = absolute bliss.

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1. Your bed is your table. And a table must be set for special occasions.

2. Your sheets always ends up looking something like this...

3. You know that one wrong move could result in disaster.

4. Every. Damn. Time.

This is why your mom never trusted you with food in your bed.
Twitter: @ninaxlea

This is why your mom never trusted you with food in your bed.

5. But you do it anyway because you know that cereal just tastes so much better when you're nice and cozy under the covers.

6. Your food pics on Instagram look a bit different from other people's.

7. But in reality, it actually looks like this:

I wish @Nadeshot streamed more. I need something to watch while eating chips ahoy in bed

8. You just hate it when someone takes a picture of you while you're eating in bed.

RT imSethy: @LegendaryLeaTV breakfast in bed is my specialty. If you like oven baked chips.

9. Because you know that this is rarely equated with elegance and grace.

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10. When you just can't even, your body becomes your table.

11. And it shows.

12. There is always food readily available on your nightstand.

13. And maybe under your bed.

14. And perhaps you even have a special drawer that holds your emergency stash.

15. You dream of moving the microwave to your bedroom.

im hungry but my noodles are all the way next to the microwave and im too comfortable and lazy to go make them

16. You feel that plates are overrated.

A plate is but a vessel for food. If the food is already in a can, why move it to a plate? Besides, who has time for washing dishes??
Twitter: @_tunichtgut_

A plate is but a vessel for food. If the food is already in a can, why move it to a plate?

Besides, who has time for washing dishes??

17. And you know all the best tricks to avoid doing the dishes.

18. Your nightmares consist of crumbs, crumbs, and more crumbs.

Crumbs. EVERYWHERE.
Twitter: @Aidsschnee

Crumbs. EVERYWHERE.

19. But you know exactly how the crumbs found their way into your bed in the first place.

There's no one to blame but yourself.
Twitter: @_jamiemoriarty

There's no one to blame but yourself.

20. Even when you use your laptop as a tray, you still manage to spill.

21. Nutella is meant to be eaten in bed.

22. As is pizza, pasta... really just anything and everything.

23. You hate having to sit up straight when your friends want to video chat.

@kxmktm ist nur ganz dezent verfressen ❤️❤️

24. Depending on what you're eating and how unwilling you are to share, you might have to be a bit sneaky.

25. When you eat in bed, you block out everything that isn't related to food or your bed.

Im Bett Lebkuchen essen während Mrs. Speedy Sport macht 👍🏻

26. And while some people fall asleep cuddling their SO, you fall asleep like this:

This post was translated from German.

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