The Teaser Trailer For "XXX: Return Of Xander Cage" Stars Vin Diesel As A Tree-Skiing Badass

The Citizen Kane of xXx films is here, you guys.

The first teaser-trailer for xXx: Return of Xander Cage is here and, as expected, it looks very understated.

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JUST KIDDING, VIN DIESEL SKIS THROUGH A RAINFOREST.

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SKIIN' ON TREES!!!!

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There's also the dialogue which, from this teaser alone looks incredible.

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Honestly, same.

The film stars Vin Diesel, Samuel L. Jackson, Nina Dobrev, and Ruby Rose.

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It follows Xander Cage (Skiis McGee, as I like to call him), who after being left for dead - secretly returns for another mission.

xXx: Return of Xander Cage is scheduled to ski into cinemas January 2017. Get excited.

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