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27 Things That Are Completely Un-Australian According To Twitter

Not reading this is un-Australian.

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1. Hating Vegemite.

2. Loving Vegemite too much.

3. Not loving Vegemite enough.

Honestly who would even.
Twitter: @ScepticsSociety

Honestly who would even.

4. Unpatriotic airline snacks.

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5. Exams.

6. Not having beetroot on your burger.

7. Hating Weet-Bix.

8. Cold condiments.

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9. Or no condiments.

10. Not being prepared for the Super Bowl.

Great Australian sporting tradition, that one.
Twitter: @dotrat

Great Australian sporting tradition, that one.

11. Not having a Gaytime.

12. Peanut Tim Tams.

Same with those banana ones tbh.
Twitter: @tongotongoz

Same with those banana ones tbh.

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13. Or running low on Tim Tams.

14. Hating the beach.

15. Loving spiders.

16. No craft beer.

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17. No beer at a barbie.

18. Or no beer at all.

19. No democracy snags.

20. Seriously, it's part of our voting process.

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21. Mandatory voting = mandatory gimme my fucking snag.

22. Queue jumping.

23. Quiche.

So not quiche, Mum.
Twitter: @mybaelouteasdal

So not quiche, Mum.

24. Being told you can't wear Uggs to work.

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25. Not being Australian.

26. Not saying "that's un-Australian".

27. Just literally fuckin' everything.

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