1. Hating Vegemite.
2. Loving Vegemite too much.
3. Not loving Vegemite enough.
4. Unpatriotic airline snacks.
5. Exams.
6. Not having beetroot on your burger.
7. Hating Weet-Bix.
8. Cold condiments.
9. Or no condiments.
10. Not being prepared for the Super Bowl.
11. Not having a Gaytime.
12. Peanut Tim Tams.
13. Or running low on Tim Tams.
14. Hating the beach.
15. Loving spiders.
16. No craft beer.
17. No beer at a barbie.
18. Or no beer at all.
19. No democracy snags.
20. Seriously, it's part of our voting process.
21. Mandatory voting = mandatory gimme my fucking snag.
22. Queue jumping.
23. Quiche.
24. Being told you can't wear Uggs to work.
25. Not being Australian.
26. Not saying "that's un-Australian".
27. Just literally fuckin' everything.
