1. Adele is currently in the middle of her Australian tour, saying “Hello” to MASSIVE stadium audiences.
2. But due to the sheer SCALE of her shows, the artist had to come up with quite a cunning plan to get from her dressing room to the stage.
She’s not very well going to just ~stroll~ up to the stage, is she?
5. Now if you’re SUPER clueless, you might be wondering:
6. WELL APPARENTLY IT’S ADELE??! IN A BOX! LIKE A DELICIOUS 15-TIME GRAMMY-WINNING PIZZA.
7. According to the Mirror, she confided to 90,000 of her closest friends and family at one of her Aussie shows that her mode of transport makes her “drenched with sweat”.
“How I get to and from this stage makes me so sweaty, I’m drenched. I can’t tell you till the end. You’ll laugh when you find out.” She also told a crowd she only has one of her tour dresses, and expects it to stink by the end of the tour.