1.The last pair to cook from group three were business women Mell and Cyn. Their house looked like something Alfred Hitchcock would call "super creepy, you guys".
2.Their menu sounded very fancy, because they are not just business women, they are fancy business women!
3.Thirsty Mama Val was ready to be seated at the judges' end of the table one last time.
4.Because they are business women, Mell and Cyn made sure to approach every problem very business-y.
5.After reading the menu, Caitie revealed she hadn't eaten even MORE things.
6.Professor Caitie then went on to say she had never tasted duck because "she always thinks of ducks in a river".
7.Colin visited the business women in the kitchen and they basically told him to get the duck out of their kitchen.
8.Because their house was an M. C. Escher painting, the ladies had to sprint to get from the table back to the kitchen. Seriously, most of their episode was them running.
9.Thirsty Mama Val offered to "give her leftover duck" to Darren which HAS TO BE a euphemism. Anyway she made adorable sneaky faces.
10.After an okay-ish entrée and a pretty good main, the ladies ran into an issue with their dessert.
11.In an attempt to hide the dodgy bits of their dessert, they plated it to absolutely look like a dick. Don't believe me? Here's a thing I made to PROVE IT.
12.Because they were on the bottom of the leaderboard, Lama and Sarah went up against Caitie and Demi in a kitchen HQ showdown. Almost immediately the cousins were back at each other's throats.
13.Caitie and Demi had a really good plan where Caitie would do one job ridiculously slowly and Demi would do... literally everything else.
14.Lama and Sarah struggled through all three rounds and, while plating up their lamb, they were scared they'd get the chop.
15.Because they were cooking from Demi's Greek heritage, Caitie struggled with pronouncing... um... everything.
16.Ultimately the Lebanese cousins got a final score of 25/60 and were eliminated from the competition.
17.To give me a headache to last 1,000 years, the show brought EVERY COUPLE back for a big kitchen HQ showdown.
18.The pairs were given Manu and Pete's cookbooks and were asked to recreate a recipe.
19.Seafood King came back with a vengeance, and took aim at happy hipster Court.
20.The Seafood King, forgetting most of the people in the room hadn't seen his pissing competition antics, went NUTS about Court in front of everyone.
21.Then the Seafood King gave Mell and Cyn crabs.
22.The two cutest couples, Albert & Dave and Court & Duncan, had to face off in the dessert round.
23.And it was SO TENSE. At one point it seemed like neither team would actually plate up a dessert at all.
24.NEXT the teams were headed to the beach for a BBQ challenge because STRAYA M8.
25.The teams had to BBQ a ~family favourite~ for a bunch of beachgoers. Josh was busy trying to stick it in a flounder while the other teams planned their menus.
26.I got to remember how much I love Amy and Tyson.
27.Josh and Amy were serving ~gourmet~ hot dogs...
...but they weren't the only ones serving sausage if you know what I mean. HAYOOO.
28.Amy put on the best show on Earth and was KIND TO CHILDREN!
29.God bless these randoms who are still in the competition???
30.Seafood King's ~gourmet~ hotdogs were shit, and he was like "we made them like that on purpose".
31.Sadly the Seafood Knob's tiny hotdogs weren't enough to put him into a cook-off, and heroes Amy and Tyson and heterosexuals Damo and Caz will be facing off next week.
