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21 Hilarious Tweets About Hipsters

"On a scale of 1 to wearing a scarf with a v-neck, how hipster is it?"

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I need more friends that walk around with HD cameras taking candid photos of me.

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If the government asks, I'm unemployed. If my mom asks, I'm an artist.

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Poured myself a glass of bourbon... realized it was artisan maple syrup. Damn you hipsters. #oopsididitagain

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At least skinny jeans block sperm at its source and stop hipsters from reproducing.

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I'm totally over irony. I'm into this new thing. It's called sincerity. You probably haven't heard of it yet. - Hipster Inspirational Tweet

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Hipster quiz! What's hanging from your belt loops? 1 bike lock 2 water bottle 3 plaid 4 spare mustache 5 wooden pallet for a DIY project

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The hipster apocalypse is here. Hold onto your gluten free soya venti americano chai latte, it's gonna get hectic.

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Good news! Just got approved for a loan to buy some kale, organic apples and smoked salmon at the farmers market today!

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The chairs are getting a little too hipster around here. #Vancouver

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On a scale of 1 to wearing a scarf with a v-neck, how hipster is it?

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I've never hated a human more than I do this hipster downtown wearing a fedora, suspenders, and jeans he stole off a dead farmer in 1863.

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sometimes I want to write a hipster novel "WE FELT THE SUMMER IN OUR BONES WE DANCED ON BEACHES WITH SPARKLERS WE HAD AN AMAZING SOUNDTRACK"

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You're going to love this: DECONSTRUCTED SPAG BOL, La Folie Douce, Val d'isere, €29 (@WeWantPlates)

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me wearing a kuffiyeh: "suspected terrorist" white girl wearing kuffiyeh dress: trendy hipster VOTED BEST DRESSED for Coachella styles!!!!

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How many extreme hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a new number.. You probably haven't heard of it yet.

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There are Kale popsicles at Whole foods. This has gone entirely too far 😟

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@westhehero "Zombie? Oh no, I'm buried. It's underground, you probably haven't heard of it yet."

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someone just called me a hipster. is it because I'm wearing a bowtie? is it because I have a polaroid camera in my hand?

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I was going WTF to Bee Movie BEFORE these cool kids. And yes, I'm not a hipster. You guys are just late to the parties.