EVERYONE was invited to the group date today to compete in a "Bachelor Compatibility Test", or a "Reverse Bechtel Test" if you will.
Test one had the women answer several questions like "Are you a spender or a saver?", "Are you a cat or a dog person?", "Where would you hide a body, you know... hypothetically?" That kind of thing. If their answers matched Richie they could step forward to get closer to him. Rachael called Steph a bogan which is like me calling my glass "full of gin". AKA it was fuckin' hypocritical.
Test two was a "touch test", the women weren't allowed to say anything, only physically assault Richie. The women who didn't make it past test one had to watch on a monitor in the house. As A Mum Alex made everyone very anxious when she made sex-eyes at a blindfolded Richie. Nikki was upset because apparently Richie and her have a connection which WE'VE LITERALLY NEVER SEEN?
Test three, between Gotta Have Faith and As A Mum Alex, had Richie blindfolded in a golf cart, driving the women to complete various errands. Faith continues to be a brilliant human, deserving of far better than this season of The Bachelor. She won most compatible and got some alone time with Richie. They got some free gelato which Richie called "ice cream" several times.