THE DEFINITIVE RANKING OF EVERY GENUINE EARTH CHARACTER

The Genuine Earth series has brought us some beloved characters over the years. Here's BuzzFeed's definitive ranking of all the characters!

23. RICHARD (& LITTLE RICHIE)

What many have called "the absolutely most terrifying, uncomfortable character on modern television," the character of Richard & Little Richie lands as the worst character in the Genuine Earth series. Why? Because everytime he was on screen, fans had to cover their eyes and ears because of the horror.

22. GHOSTFACE/CHICKEN

Not much is known about the origins of the Ghostface/Chicken characters -- but they certainly instilled fear in the GE house guests and were a constant source of entertainment throughout the series.

21. MALACHI

A somewhat random character from the fourth episode, Malachi was judgmental, bigoted, and ugly -- yet somehow still a better character than Richard.

20. NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM

Known best for his line "I like plants," unlike the Harry Potter series, Neville Longbottom was no hero during his short-lived stint on Genuine Earth. Mostly he just walked around carrying a plant... poor Neville.

19. SHAUNA

Shauna -- Lesbian. What we love about Shauna is that she kept it real -- she was true to herself, and she was even in a sex scene! If Shauna comes back, let's hope she breaks out of her shell more and gets even crazier!

18. MUHATMA MUHATNI

Tragically killed off in the second episode, Muhatma was a friend to all -- and he certainly loved his drugs.

17. DRACO MALFOY

Draco certainly added a certain something to the Genuine Earth "Harry Potter" special. What that certain something is... we're not exactly sure. And what's with that ugly ass robe?

16. VOLDEMORT

Voldemort was strange, horrifying, and definitely loved the animals... A certified "soft-talker," Voldemort had a knack for taking awkward situations and making them about 100X more awkward.

15. SARAH

As one of the originals, Sarah helped make Genuine Earth the juggernaut series that it is today. She was her stone-cold, emo self, who didn't take shit from anyone, and we love her for that. <3

14. LORDE

Best known for her line "I'm not a one-hit wonder... I just need my heroine," LORDE was an eccentric, entertaining character. Did she recover from her drug overdose?? Is she alive?? We're still on the edge of our seats!!!

13. LUNA LOVEGOOD

Potentially the all-time strangest character on the series, Luna was always able to bring light and happiness to a situation. Keep being you, Luna.

12. HARRY POTTER

Harry Potter was the obvious choice for "heartthrob of the series." I mean, let's face it -- he's sexy as fuck. Half the time fans didn't even know what he was saying... everyone was too distracted by his sexiness.

11. ASHLEE FAIRBOTTOM

Ashlee with two e's... you know what that means! She's a skank -- and we love her for it! Ashlee was met with an untimely death in the second episode (fans are STILL bitching about it). We just hope that Ashlee is keeping it real as her skanky self in the afterlife.

10. RITA SKEETER

Rita knew how to ask the tough questions -- she was committed to get the grimy, dirty details of the Genuine Earth stars' lives, and she never apologized for it. Many critics have claimed that Rita Skeeter has become a sort of feminist icon for being an unapologetic, working woman who gives ZERO FUCKS. Get it, gurl.

9. DUMBLEDORE

While Dumbledore tended to be a bit long-winded, he deserves the utmost respect as a character. The entire Harry Potter special would have been NOTHING without the vibrant, masculine energy and enthusiasm of Albus Dumbldore.

8. DRAGONFRUIT

Dragonfruit was one badass betch. After getting out of rehab, she risked everything to be apart of the Genuine Earth series. Of course, then she slept with Lil Ray Ray, got pregnant, and died, so I guess the risks didn't pay off. We still love you though! #DF4LYFE

7. OSCAR WEINSTEIN

Die-hard fans are still praying to the Genuine Earth gods that Oscar Weinstein didn't actually die from his drug overdose. Although he only appeared in episode 2, Oscar was an immediate fan favorite -- his nerdiness, youth, and obsession with Pokemon make him one of the best.

6. VIKTORIA CHEKOV

Genuine Earth's ultimate "party girl," Viktoria had a knack for turning every situation -- even death -- into a sexy, drug-induced banger. She was an emotional wreck at times, but her affinity for "vodka flowing like rivers" make her a CLASSIC Genuine Earth character.

5. HERB FLANAGAN

All Herb wanted to do was "change these young people's lives." After his death, Genuine Earth fans got the #UChangedMyLifeHerb trending worldwide. If that doesn't demonstrate the incredible nature of this character, I don't know what does. We miss you, Herb! :'(

4. LA PUNTA

The character of La Punta will be revered for many generations to come. Although he didn't say much, and also literally killed Sarah with his bare hands, fans adored La Punta for his spirit, masculine fervor, and especially his booty shaking to "Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle" after the credits in Episode 3.

3. JO HATFIELD

Best known for their (gender-neutral pronoun...) line "It smells like semen... last time I smelled semen it was with my cousin," Jo came to Genuine Earth from their cross-eyed, rural existence in Tebbetts, Missouri. Fans were instantly enamored with this rags to riches tale of a young farmperson. Jo represents the true American -- someone who just needs some god damn money to get their eyes straightened out. AMEN!

2. DONNA

Donna comes in as the second-best character in the entire Genuine Earth series for many reasons. Donna not only faces constant prejudice for being an aging woman who is comfortable with her fluid sexuality -- she LAUGHS in the face of prejudice and says "I NEED SOME D... OR V..." and moves the fuck on. She is the epitome of a strong-willed person who puts herself before anyone else because, lesbihonest, in the Genuine Earth world, the only person that matters is yourself. #DonnaStrong

1. LIL RAY RAY

And finally... THE NUMBER ONE CHARACTER! LIL RAY RAY! Best known for his line "if we can't make babies, I don't know how we're gonna live," it seemed right to go with an original as the absolute best character in the series. Lil Ray Ray has it all -- he's got the looks, the game, the raps, the drugs, the women, the money -- what he doesn't have are ANY FUCKS TO GIVE. Just try and tell us here at BuzzFeed that another character is better than Lil Ray Ray -- we'll impolitely remind you that Lil Ray Ray rapped about sperm swimming up Dragonfruit's stream into her ovaries, and then you'll be like "shit, you're right, he's the best." #SitDown #LilRayRayNumber1