Behold, mortals, this year's Mister International: Neil Perez.
You're welcome.
Hailing from the Philippines, Neil was crowned on February 14 in Ansan, Korea.
His real name is Mariano Perez Flormata, but hey, as long as he can *neil* me — I'm sorry, I'll stop.
Before ascending to the crown, Neil belonged to the Philippine National Police’s Aviation Security Group as a bomb and explosives technician.
I'll refrain from the many "explosive" and "the D so bomb" jokes, you know, out of respect.
