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Top 7 Reasons My Work Wife Is Going To Divorce Me On Her Birthday

I'm usually a pretty bad work husband, but I'm especially bad on wifey's birthday.

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3. This picture of her at low tea

"Girrrrrrl, get your elbows off the table!" is what she'll tell me as I'm reaching for higher ground, avoiding her neon Alexis Bittar bag smashing into my face.

1. This halloween picture of her going as, "Me as an adult"

This one takes the cake. Happy Birthday, Wifey! I'll try as hard to keep this anonymous as you tried putting on your makeup here

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