Ladies, Meet Larry.
Larry Busby, a 39 year-old wedding photographer, is single and interested in finding the woman of his dreams. We will get to the semantics of that woman in a moment; however, if you are this woman, I would totally be willing to split the fee with you. Think about it: having dinner and calling everyone "sheeple", mentioning Bohemian Grove on your first date and his eyes magically lighting up, or that special moment when you both say "FEMA camps" at the same time as your eyes meet.
I'm at half-mast just thinking about it. Let's see the type of woman Larry is looking to bag.
The not-crazy part
Departure from Reality's Gate
"This is your Captain Speaking..."
"Ladies and gentlemen, we've turned off the fasten seat belt sign..."
"...you may now move about the cabin freely..."
For the Ladies
Now that we've established what sort of person Larry is -- let's see what sort of lady Larry longs to like.