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    Patti LuPone Just Stole My F@#king Cell Phone

    Patti LuPone is at it again and no Cell Phone is safe!

    Patti LuPone Just Stole My F@#king Cell Phone

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    I was at the Mitzi Newhouse theater a couple weeks back when Patti LuPone stole someone's cell phone mid show. The next night I wrote this song from the perspective of the cell phone owner. It's called "An Evening in the Theater" or "Patti LuPone Just Stole My F@#king Cell Phone"!