Stephen Colbert Saves The World, Bond-Style
When the world is threatened by Jon Stewart's fleet of nu-cu-lar subs, some limey prancer ain't going to save us. Stephen doesn't need a number or high-tech gadgets or a dame telling him what to do. He just needs some ass to kick. And maybe some donations to buy a muscle car, a fighter jet, karate lessons, and a big effing gun.