19 Struggles All Parents Face In Brighton
For those times when only panic-eating Pom Bears and weeping will do.
Trying to stop your toddler eating the pebbles on Brighton beach.
Spending two hours at Westow’s and finally understanding how the Apocalypse Now guy felt.
Wanting to do this to those hippy parents that let their kids run amok in Brighton library.
But remembering that acceptance is the whole point of living in Brighton.
And instead inwardly cheering when your kid trips one of the little brats up.
Realising that there are 25 million kids in the city, and roughly three schools.
Trying to explain the finer points of gay pride to a three-year-old.
Enduring the daily fight for the much-coveted red swing down Stoneham Park.
Spending a morning being dragged up and down the stairs at Brighton library… again.
Followed by an afternoon repeating the process over in Hove library.
Realising that all the best-dressed MILFs and DILFs live in Hove.
Feeling intensely embarrassed when you forget the words to "Wheels On The Bus” at Baby Boogie.
Riding a poonami in the toilets at Churchill Square.
Coming to the realisation that your kids won’t be able to afford to live here.
Knowing that after a childhood spent in Brighton, the rest of your kids' lives may be a bit, well, dull.
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