Her name is Serene. She's 440 feet long and boasts seven decks, 50,000 square feet of interior space, two helicopter pads, 12 staterooms, a massive saltwater pool and storage for a submarine, among other things.
Nobody knows why the mega yacht, which cost an estimated $300 million to construct and is reportedly owned by Russian vodka tycoon Yuri Scheffler, is docked near Los Angeles.
Being poor: still sucks.
Click here to see KCAL's helicopter footage of Serene.
(A special thanks to Lizz for the tip!)