1. Yes, kissing can be scary...
2. And messy, for those who are untested...
3. But, with the right tips, you'll be on your way to the perfect smooch in no time...
4. To start, choose an appropriate setting: For example, an adorable pair of matching wine glasses.
5. And then... WAIT FOR IT... plant a smooch right on your partner's face...
6. It's really as simple as that. But obviously, the variations are endless.
7. Try being suspenseful. The tension leading up to the moment makes it all worth it.
8. And, of course, once you commit to a kiss... REALLY commit to it...
9. ...you never want to leave anybody hanging.
10. Experiment with elevation. You know, like SPIDERMAN.
11. Or like this red panda kissing another red panda from above.
12. Diversify your timing. Nothing says "good morning" better than a well-planned fuzzy kiss.
13. After all, a well-committed kiss has its rewards. Be patient.
14. Deliver a kiss with fervor and passion.
15. And, of course, a little bit of tongue.
16. A well-planted kiss always brings a smile to the face.
17. And a smooch on the head always brings fuzzies to the heart.
18. Don't kiss in front of anybody that might be uncomfortable... like a dolphin that just proposed to you.
19. Although, having friends around isn't always bad...
20. Take a cue from the president and just swoop in with an audience.
21. Don't be afraid to hide your true love.
22. Sometimes, a drive-by kiss is just the solution...
23. Or a boat-by kiss.
24. Even though every moment won't be perfect.
25. You just have to keep on trying.
26. And soon, you'll be a kissing master... like these pups.
27. Or this dolphin and dog.
28. Or Dustin Hoffman and the blonde one from One Direction.
29. Or this boss.
30. JUST REMEMBER: A kiss might not always happen the way you expected...
31. Unless, of course, Mike Tyson wishes it so.
HAPPY KISSING.