1.
"Listen up, wankers..."
2.
"Your lives belong to me now."
3.
"Yes. Yes. You wankstains may think you won your freedom long ago."
4.
"But you're wrong. My empire is alive again."
5.
"My minions are preparing our artillery as we speak."
6.
"The idea of your independence makes the tiny white bristles of my ass hair stand on end."
7.
"And you will taste those hairs lest you deliver yourselves to me instantly."
8.
"You colonists think you own this globe... But I will envelop you in the flappy folds of my queendom."
9.
"You rogues expect me to relent?"
10.
"I will burn your pansy country to the ground."
11.
"We've launched our finest weaponry. Oh yes, peasants. Just wait."
12.
"Our treasury is deep and strong."
13.
"And my peasant children are working the factories, building our strength."
14.
"ALL WILL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR."
15.
"My empire will rise like a great engulfing fanny, swallowing all who oppose it."
16.
"We will surround you with our robust vegetation."
17.
"We will weaponize our finest gingers."
18.
"WE WILL RUN YOU DOWN WITH OUR CHARGING CARRIAGES."
19.
"Oh yes, peasants. My empire is rising again."
20.
"Britain will be avenged."
21.
"Oh, yes. And so will I."
