The 39 Most Life-Changing Things That Happen When One Direction Performs At GMA
Good Morning America, more like "GOOD MORNING, MY FIVE HUSBANDS."
When they stand in the cold in their little jackets and tight pants and look like they just woke up.
When Harry is in his puffy winter jacket and you imagine spending your life together inside of it with him.
When all the boys stand in a little "Story Of My Life" set up and you wanted to literally explode.
And then when they officially walk on stage and Harry waves and smiles a little bit and you physically explode.
When they all smile together except for Zayn who looks like he's started to sneeze and everybody is like, "ZAYN, SNEEZE ON MY FACE."
When Harry's glorious locks reach for the heavens, where they belong.
Then when they start performing, and wave their arms and legs and other limbs gloriously about the stage.
When they all make their squinty singing faces.
When Harry makes this face and you lie down and melt into a puddle of your own tears and drool.
When he screams out his lyrics and makes this face.
And when he doesn't screaming out lyrics, but still looks angelic and perfect and smooth.
When Niall puts his leg up like this.
And then jams out like this.
When Harry does that singing thing where he puts his hand in between his thighs and everybody bursts into flaming chards of emotion.
*BURSTS INTO FLAMING CHARDS OF EMOTION*
And then when he thrusts his entire being at the audience and you die for a second and your ghost leaves your body and flies through Harry's legs and ascends into the clouds.
When Liam reaches out to the crowd and you know — YOU KNOW — he's pointing at you because NOBODY ELSE MATTERS.
And then when he takes out his phone and snaps a picture and you pose FOR YOUR LIFE.
When Harry makes this face and you just want to slap his perfectly beautiful cheeks.
And then when he makes this face and you wish he made this face at your face every day.
When Harry hits a high note and Louis is literally incapable of handling it at all.
*INCAPABILITY OF HANDLING IT AT ALL*
And then when he hits ANOTHER high note and Liam has an out-of-body experience.
*EXPERIENCING OUT-OF-BODY EMOTIONS*
When Louis hits his high note and his mouth becomes as wide as the actual sun.
When the camera gets really close to Niall's face and you can see his rosy Irish cheeks.
And then when Niall smiles super wide and you bury yourself in a pile of dirt and leave instructions for your family to dig you out when he stops smiling because you physically CANNOT.
When Harry imagines a funny joke about hamsters and laughs obscenely at himself.
And then when he remembers he's in front of a bunch of people and forgets about the hamster joke and strikes a sexy pose instead.
When Harry and Niall laugh together and look like idiots and everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.
And then when they keep laughing and everybody is like, "HARRY. NIALL. I WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN YOUR BEAUTIFUL SMOOTH FACES."
When Harry feels the spirit and power of GMA all around him.
*FEELING THE SPIRIT AND POWER OF GMA AROUND HIM*
When Harry swings his hips towards singing Liam and licks his lips and creates the briefest, most perfect love story to ever exist.
And then when Harry walks away and Liam stares at him with the passion of a thousand suns.
When Harry makes this intense singing face one last time.
When he puts his finger gingerly against his lips.
And then he does this.
And then he does this.
AND THEN HE DOES THIS.
AND THEN HE LIFTS UP HIS HAND AND YOU CAN SEE HIS UNDERWEAR AND JESUS RETURNS.
And when everything is perfect because GMA has blessed the world with One Direction's grace and beauty and absolute perfection.
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