Buzz·Posted on Apr 29, 2013The 13 Creepiest Things A Child Has Ever Said To A ParentTime to replace your kid and get a new one that isn't horrific.by Matt BellassaiBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink The parents of Reddit posed the question: "What is the creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you?" The responses were bone-chilling: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. (All photos via Shutterstock.) See more responses in the entire thread. Are you a parent looking for a laugh about all the crazy things kids do? Sign up for the weekly BuzzFeed Parents newsletter!