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Someone Tweeted A Picture Of Harry Styles' Bare Butt And Then Sir Mix-A-Lot Got Involved

Because Sir Mix-A-Lot actually materializes whenever butts are referenced anywhere in the world. He can't help it.

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Back in November, Twitter user @JagChaggarTutis tweeted the following picture of Harry Styles apparently peeing into a bush with his pants all the way down. The internet just discovered it yesterday and has a lot of questions.

@Harry_Styles @onedirection Remember this Harry? Lol - The Good old days! #jokes #sweet #peaches #harrystyles

Jag Chaggar@JagChaggarTutis

@Harry_Styles @onedirection Remember this Harry? Lol - The Good old days! #jokes #sweet #peaches #harrystyles

08:00 AM - 29 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

1. Why is Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his pants down?

2. Why does Harry Styles pull his pants down past his knees when peeing into a bush?

3. Why is Harry Styles' butt only 50% of the width of his entire backside?

4. How is Harry Styles able to keep pants on with a butt that basically doesn't physically exist?

5. What was Harry Styles doing before peeing into a bush with his pants down?

6. Who is taking this picture of Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his pants down?

7. Whose bushes is Harry Styles peeing into with his pants down?

8. Why am I looking at this picture of Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his pants down?

Presumably upon discovering that the internet had seen his tush, Harry Styles tweeted the following:

The following are all appropriate questions to ask upon reading this tweet:

1. Why does Harry Styles think Mix-A-Lot is in trouble?

2. Is Mix-A-Lot in trouble because Harry Styles' butt is so shockingly and disappointingly small that he feels the need to warn Mix-A-Lot of the shock he'll receive upon seeing it?

3. Why doesn't Harry Styles address his elder Mix-A-Lot with the formal "sir"?

4. Does Harry Styles actually have any idea what's going on and is this tweet even in reference to peeing in a bush with his butt out at all?

5. Why am I still reading about Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his butt out?

Upon being summoned by the mere mention of his name, Sir Mix-A-Lot expressed his skepticism over the reveal of Harry Styles' tiny butt.

@Harry_Styles is that really you? Nah

Then he started to wonder whose bushes Harry Styles was actually peeing in with his butt out.

“@That1DWWUpdate: @Harry_Styles u have a cute bum ”. Who's bushes you peeing in? Classic!!!

Sir Mix-A-Lot@therealmix

“@That1DWWUpdate: @Harry_Styles u have a cute bum ”. Who's bushes you peeing in? Classic!!!

06:36 PM - 26 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

And THEN, Sir Mix-A-Lot claimed they were HIS bushes that Harry Styles was peeing into with his butt out.

@That1DWWUpdate @Harry_Styles oh wait.... That's my house!! Those are my bushes!!

Sir Mix-A-Lot@therealmix

@That1DWWUpdate @Harry_Styles oh wait.... That's my house!! Those are my bushes!!

06:37 PM - 26 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Finally, Sir Mix-A-Lot had to clarify that he was not, in fact, the source of this image of Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his pants down.

@freakingniall I was not the source of the Harry Butt shots I swear. LOL

Sir Mix-A-Lot@therealmix

@freakingniall I was not the source of the Harry Butt shots I swear. LOL

08:31 PM - 26 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

...And also that he was trying to limit "spreading."

@heidichuckles @Harry_Styles Im trying limit the spreading.

Sir Mix-A-Lot@therealmix

@heidichuckles @Harry_Styles Im trying limit the spreading.

10:28 PM - 26 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

God bless.