Reasons Why Parties Are The Worst

    This week on "Whine About It," a short video series where BuzzFeed writer Matt Bellassai gets drunk at work and complains. (Presented by BuzzFeed BFF.)

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    by Matt Bellassai

    BuzzFeed Staff

    If you've missed the the first three episodes, "Whine About It" is a short video series in which I, BuzzFeed writer and notorious work drunk Matt Bellassai, drink a bottle of wine at my desk and complain about a buncha dumb stuff.

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    On this week's episode: Reasons why parties are the WORST.

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    Like every party invitation that says "get there at 9" when you know they mean "don't you dare get here before 11."

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    LET'S JUST BE REAL WITH EACH OTHER AND TELL ME WHEN TO GET THERE FOR REAL.

    Or the person who brings the snack that nobody will ever eat.

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    This is a party, not an all-you-can-eat buffet, Carol.

    And the notorious DJ who refuses to play Beyoncé.

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    God wants you to play Beyoncé. It's in the bible.

    You can find new episodes of "Whine About It" every Wednesday (wine Wednesdays!) on the BuzzFeed Matt Facebook page and Whine About It on Tumblr.

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    Cheers!