Celebrity·Posted on Sep 26, 2013Probably The Most Accurate Thing Joseph Gordon-Levitt Has Ever SaidJGL dropped some absolute truth on The Colbert Report. And there's proof.by Matt BellassaiBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail So Joseph Gordon-Levitt was on The Colbert Report, just chatting about things like life and movies and, you know, masturbation. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And Stephen was like, "Um, I don't masturbate to pornography..." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And JGL was like, "Yeah, totally, me neither. Well said, sir." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And THEN... while they were giggling... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF JGL decides to drop this absolute truth bomb. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And then JGL laughs because he knows it's true. Everybody knows it's true. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And then Stephen is like, "You should make this official. Because this is true. Everybody knows it's true." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF So, basically, JGL knows that people find this attractive... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And sometimes people think about him doing this. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And this. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And basically just a lot of this. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And in conclusion "People masturbate to me" is by far the truest and most appropriate thing Joseph Gordon-Levitt has ever said. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF