1. So Joseph Gordon-Levitt was on The Colbert Report, just chatting about things like life and movies and, you know, masturbation.
2. And Stephen was like, “Um, I don’t masturbate to pornography…”
3. And JGL was like, “Yeah, totally, me neither. Well said, sir.”
4. And THEN… while they were giggling…
5. JGL decides to drop this absolute truth bomb.
6. And then JGL laughs because he knows it’s true. Everybody knows it’s true.
7. And then Stephen is like, “You should make this official. Because this is true. Everybody knows it’s true.”
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