Petition For This Giant Photo Of Cristiano Ronaldo In Underwear To Be The Eighth World Wonder

All hail the glorious bulge.

Posted on October 31, 2013, 18:21 GMT

Matt Bellassai

BuzzFeed Staff

ATTENTION PEOPLE OF THE WORLD:

Cristinao Ronaldo, renowned soccer hunk, underwear model, and angelic Portuguese beauty, unveiled this giant and majestic picture of himself in underwear in Madrid today.

And it's, like, REALLY big.

Like, 16 meters big. FIFTY-TWO FEET. Big enough to create a giant tent out of, under which you could live forever in peace and happiness.

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And it is a beautiful and magnificent work of art that belongs in the history books because it is so heavenly.

It's so big, his abs alone are probably like 25 feet long.

And his hips are like 20 feet long.

As evidence, I submit this closeup picture of real life Cristiano beneath his poster penis making a very happy face because he knows he's now part of history.

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And also this very detailed close-up of Cristiano's chiseled abs.

And this very detailed picture of him standing next to his thigh hairs.

And a very important scale comparison between real life Cristiano in the corner and Godly Cristiano's thighs.

Basically, as the Eighth Wonder Of The World, this picture of Cristiano in his underwear will see over our lands for centuries.

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It will guard us and protect us with its beauty and grace.

It will serve as a beacon of the ultimate hotness of mankind.

And will stand tall and proud next to the other wonders of the world for centuries and centuries.

PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION. FOR HISTORY.

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