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    Petition For This Giant Photo Of Cristiano Ronaldo In Underwear To Be The Eighth World Wonder

    All hail the glorious bulge.

    ATTENTION PEOPLE OF THE WORLD:

    Cristinao Ronaldo, renowned soccer hunk, underwear model, and angelic Portuguese beauty, unveiled this giant and majestic picture of himself in underwear in Madrid today.

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    And it's, like, REALLY big.

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    Like, 16 meters big. FIFTY-TWO FEET. Big enough to create a giant tent out of, under which you could live forever in peace and happiness.

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    And it is a beautiful and magnificent work of art that belongs in the history books because it is so heavenly.

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    It's so big, his abs alone are probably like 25 feet long.

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    And his hips are like 20 feet long.

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    As evidence, I submit this closeup picture of real life Cristiano beneath his poster penis making a very happy face because he knows he's now part of history.

    Sergio Perez / Reuters

    And also this very detailed close-up of Cristiano's chiseled abs.

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    And this very detailed picture of him standing next to his thigh hairs.

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    And a very important scale comparison between real life Cristiano in the corner and Godly Cristiano's thighs.

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    Basically, as the Eighth Wonder Of The World, this picture of Cristiano in his underwear will see over our lands for centuries.

    Sergio Perez / Reuters

    It will guard us and protect us with its beauty and grace.

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    It will serve as a beacon of the ultimate hotness of mankind.

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    And will stand tall and proud next to the other wonders of the world for centuries and centuries.

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    PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION. FOR HISTORY.

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