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Petition For This Giant Photo Of Cristiano Ronaldo In Underwear To Be The Eighth World Wonder

All hail the glorious bulge.

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Cristinao Ronaldo, renowned soccer hunk, underwear model, and angelic Portuguese beauty, unveiled this giant and majestic picture of himself in underwear in Madrid today.

As evidence, I submit this closeup picture of real life Cristiano beneath his poster penis making a very happy face because he knows he's now part of history.

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